I'm an Insurance Crab

Cherry blossom (by Linda Engström)

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

hatters-art:

hAHAHAH no way did i draw human!GLaDOS and then start to crush on her…no wa y…haha haHAH

Tell me who you ship me with in my ask.

shortcuttothestars:

oooh yes this could be fun :D :D

neurotoxinsonline:

ABOUT ME

or my stomach can protest

I ALMOS FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL DAMN IT

ehhhh leave me alooone

I want to sleeep

floralls:

*714 PRO400H, minolta XE (by tsukasa*)

❝Why should I retract my claws for you?
What do I earn from playing nice?
I’ll choke on the cries I leave in my throat.
I am not sorry.
If I am angry, I will be angry.
I will be blinding light
I will be rage and shaky hands
I will be venom and teary eyes
I will not laugh at your jokes
I will not tuck my fangs away to smile for you.
I will look you dead in the eye
and
I will spit out teeth that are not mine.❞

Just got off work, have an hour and change to kill before going to my doctor and bringing up that 1) it has been months, and I’m really not noticing any difference with the cymbalta, and 2) what options I have with ADHD meds, since adderall works wondrously with minimal side-effects (I mean, I get the euphoric feelings side-effect, and tachycardia, but the first one is an improvement, frankly, and it’s not like mania, it’s just I genuinely feel okay, and the second one is manageable) apart from the crash I suffered daily the first couple of weeks before my adderall went missing, the crash was why e tried something else, and this thing…kind of works, maybe? but nowhere near as nicely, it’s assloads more expensive, no crash, but also it causes random palpitations that scare the fuck out of me, and I feel more on-edge with it, at first it was nice until the palpitations started and I realized it was happening basically once ea week or so, which I’m not down with, so we need to talk about trying other stimulants, though I’d need a huge dosage of those, or finding a way to curb the adderall crash, ugh

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